Odd Pet Admirer Gifts

"She's a weiner cat."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."