Quirky Pet Admirer Gifts

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

'Typical! A Giant rhino in the house, and me in my pajamas!'

"He's a Yankeedoodle."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Lap fish..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"It's a good boy!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Upper East Side Dog Park

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Mice playing double bass

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.