Quirky Pet Admirer Gifts

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

'Typical! A Giant rhino in the house, and me in my pajamas!'

"He's a Yankeedoodle."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Lap fish..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Mice playing double bass

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Fish in Water Cooler.