Quirky Pet Fanatic Gifts

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"He was a sea rescue."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Lap fish..."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'