Quirky Pet Fanatic Prints

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"He was a sea rescue."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Epic Battles

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."