Quirky Pet Owner Enthusiast Gifts

"Dear God!!!...Not these guys again!"

'Fetch.'

Dog Walking Services

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"He was a sea rescue."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Cat Show

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Upper East Side Dog Park

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'And this is scraps.'

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."