Quirky Canine Aficionado Gifts

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Nutty Assistants

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Kate's Cat Kennel

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

Cow