Quirky Dog Lover Gifts

"...if my boss likes what he sees in here, you’ll be rolling in treats."

She was too aggressive when I got her, so I trained her to be passive-aggressive.

A blue dog wearing headphones

Air Bag.

A yellow dog

Dog Walking Services

"I love you, you big fool."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Dog phrenology

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.