Quirky Canine Enthusiast Gifts

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Dog phrenology

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

Fish in Water Cooler.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."