Quirky Canine Enthusiasts Gifts

'He's a neurotic bloodhound. He thinks he's being followed.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He was a sea rescue."

Canine Scentipede

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Collies Without Borders

Snoopy with Laptop

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign