Clever Canine Enthusiasts Gifts

"Don’t even think about it!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"A little help, please."

Canine Scentipede

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Collies Without Borders

Snoopy with Laptop

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."