Clever Canine Enthusiasts Gifts

"Don’t even think about it!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Foster failure

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Collies Without Borders

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Canine Scentipede

"A little help, please."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign