Quirky Canine Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'He's a neurotic bloodhound. He thinks he's being followed.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Foster failure

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"A little help, please."

Canine Scentipede

"He was a sea rescue."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Collies Without Borders

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."