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'There's something very dehumanizing about being mugged by an iguana.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Nutty Assistants

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

How Platypuses Are Born

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Cow

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'