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'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'

"You spoil that canary."

Dog puts bones in filing cabinet instead of burying them. Man says: 'That dog's not right.'

'I feel so bad -- my biological clock went off early and I threw it at the cat!'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Fish in Water Cooler.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.