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"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Dog phrenology

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Fish in Water Cooler.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Dog fetches dice

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.