Quirky Dog Lovers Gifts

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Lap fish..."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Dog phrenology

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

"And that's why you go on safari."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Fish in Water Cooler.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Dog fetches dice

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Cats and Dogs.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.