Quirky Pet Lover Gifts

M. C. Escher's Gerbils

'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

Electric Pig Shaver

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Did I startle you?'

"She's a weiner cat."

The recession begins to effect pet owners.

'Yes, there are a few questions about his parentage.'

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

Woman with Dog in Flea Collar and Exotic Pet

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Any particular colour, sir?"

"Don't worry, he'll dig you up again when he gets hungry."

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"Okay, you talked me into it - one more drink for the road."

"Nine weeks ago this was funny, but now its just bloody annoying."

"Bob, we don't need to wear masks anymore!"

"Just one and you're a weirdo, but two and you're making a statement."

"Wow, she didn't freak out when he introduced us as his pets: this one is a keeper!"

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

'No that's not Steve, that's Margaret, - Steve died of a heart attack last year...'

Pet shop 'Now in!! Duck Billed platitude'

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

"I don't care if the hampsters do enjoy it.."

Goldfish Owner.

Walking the dog that is also a cow

101 uses of a dead cat: sun dial.

Cat sees a mouse attached to a computer on a table and jumps on it.

Smart dog

'Mama! Billy's alligator just ate the Monopoly board!'

'I know cats follow their owners around but this is ridiculous'

'He followed me home, Kemosabe,'