Quirky Pet Lover Pillows

M. C. Escher's Gerbils

'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'

'Did I startle you?'

Electric Pig Shaver

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

The recession begins to effect pet owners.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Yes, there are a few questions about his parentage.'

"She's a weiner cat."

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

Woman with Dog in Flea Collar and Exotic Pet

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'No that's not Steve, that's Margaret, - Steve died of a heart attack last year...'

Pet shop 'Now in!! Duck Billed platitude'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

"I don't care if the hampsters do enjoy it.."

Goldfish Owner.

Walking the dog that is also a cow

101 uses of a dead cat: sun dial.

Cat sees a mouse attached to a computer on a table and jumps on it.

Smart dog

'Mama! Billy's alligator just ate the Monopoly board!'

'I know cats follow their owners around but this is ridiculous'

'He followed me home, Kemosabe,'

"I'd like one of those bluebottles you've got in the window, please..."

"Just one and you're a weirdo, but two and you're making a statement."

"Wow, she didn't freak out when he introduced us as his pets: this one is a keeper!"

"Bob, we don't need to wear masks anymore!"

"When Mogs died we had him cloned, there were a few teething problems!"

"Did I mention that my pet was a Lemming?"

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

"Nine weeks ago this was funny, but now its just bloody annoying."

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"