Quirky Pets Appreciator Pillows

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Cats and Dogs.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."