Quirky Pets Appreciator Pillows

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Lap fish..."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Cats and Dogs.

Fish in Water Cooler.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'