Quirky Pet Enthusiasts Pillows

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"I think someone needs to go out."

Cat or squash?

Mail Cat

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Bankers walking his piggy bank.

After animal control came and took all of her cats, Edna would henceforth become known as the crazy pygmy marmoset lady.

101 uses of a dead cat: mannequin.

Litter tray cat.

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

A dog running with a man's arm in its mouth.

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"He was a sea rescue."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Dog fetches dice