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'There's something very dehumanizing about being mugged by an iguana.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Nutty Assistants

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Cow

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."