Quirky Pet Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"I think someone needs to go out."

Cat or squash?

Mail Cat

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Bankers walking his piggy bank.

After animal control came and took all of her cats, Edna would henceforth become known as the crazy pygmy marmoset lady.

101 uses of a dead cat: mannequin.

Litter tray cat.

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

A dog running with a man's arm in its mouth.

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"He was a sea rescue."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Lap fish..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'