Quirky Pet Lovers Gifts

A Skinny Dog

"He was a sea rescue."

Retro Beehive kitty.

'If three-fourths of the world is covered with water, what am I doing in this stupid bowl?'

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

"I know how you feel, but you can't just say you're for animal rights except for cats."

"Step on it, Roger!"

"Why on earth do all these cats feel the need to post 15 pictures a day of their humans?"

Itchy Butt 50

"No, nothing wrong. Just helps me focus on what's important."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'