Quirky Pet People Gifts

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Rat Hands.

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"He was a sea rescue."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Cat Show

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'And this is scraps.'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'