Quirky Pet Keepers Gifts

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"He was a sea rescue."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Egg Buggy

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'And this is scraps.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Dog fetches dice

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

'It's the only way I can wash him.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Cats and Dogs.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'