Quirky Pet Keepers Prints

How did you get a talking gerbil? Long, long, long story. My mom was a geneticist. My dad was a zoologist. They were in love once, but they loved their science more, and grew far, far apart. To save the marriage, they joined forces and created a talking gerbil, Herbert. A tiny creature to cherish and solidify their bond. Run for your life. I pooped myself. 'Twas a fool's errand.

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"He was a sea rescue."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Cat Show

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'And this is scraps.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

Egg Buggy

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'It's the only way I can wash him.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

Dog fetches dice

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Cats and Dogs.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'