Quirky Pet Caretaker Prints

'My chameleon has something wrong with it's leg.'

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Lap fish..."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

Egg Buggy

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'And this is scraps.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'