Quirky Canine Keeper Gifts

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'Fetch.'

Dog Walking Services

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Cat Show

"Lap fish..."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

'And this is scraps.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Egg Buggy

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'