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'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Lap fish..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

Egg Buggy

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'And this is scraps.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'