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'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Lap fish..."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Dog phrenology

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'