Quirky Dog Owner Pillows

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

Dog Walking Services

"He throws sticks over and over again for no reason! He won't even pick them up! I have to do it every time! I'm getting really worried! is this normal behaviour, doctor?"

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Cat Show

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

"Lap fish..."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Dog phrenology

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'And this is scraps.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"I taught him to eat with a fork."