Quirky Pet Keeper Pillows

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Lap fish..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'And this is scraps.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'