Quirky Critter Keeper Pillows

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Vodka

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

How Platypuses Are Born

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

Inbreeding Mishaps

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

Medical Bird.

"You think I was conned buying him as a pedigree then?"

Weasal

Snake

'Avant garde dog for sale.'

Cloning Misadventure - Spotted Tree Buffalo.

'He's a mixed breed.'