Quirky Companion Keeper Pillows

"My glass is empty again but I haven't had a drink."

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Upper East Side Dog Park

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'And this is scraps.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Egg Buggy

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'