Quirky Companion Collector Pillows

'Small animal practice is pretty much as I imagined...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Raincloud Umbrella

Piranhaclaus

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Cheeze Wiz.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Inflating Boobs.