Quirky Companion Collector Prints

'Small animal practice is pretty much as I imagined...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Raincloud Umbrella

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Kissing the Fish