Quirky Collector Pillows

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

My central park

Segregated gravestone: 'Did not work well in groups.'

A giraffe has another giraffe head in its ossicones.

'A rare skin disease, but there are pills for that!'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'I'm not sure if I'm an optimist or a pessimist. . . I see the glass half-clean.'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

A naked, shell-less Snail posing for art student snails.

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'The shop that sells the stuff that other people have that makes you think I wonder where they got that?'

'Made in Australia?'

'Before trying sugery I'd like to wait and see if you just shed them in the Spring.'

Second hand shop.

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

1B, 2B, 3B and home plate.

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'This is our latest in coffee table designs...'

Octopus on Keys.

'Rorschach hankie reading.'

Out of Order (numbers out of order)

"One day son, all this will be yours!"

Surgeon with a pen knife.

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

'This picture appears to paint only 2 words.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'I just can't picture it in our kitchen ..got any sticky notes or magnets and crap we can plaster all over it?'

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass.

'Sold!...to the man at the back...with the twitch.'

'Couldn't you have taken the robe instead?'