Quirky Item Collector Pillows

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

For Sale - Scissors That Can't Cut Little Pieces Of Paper.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Ask me about my tail.

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Anorak anoraks'.