Quirky Item Collector T-Shirts

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

For Sale - Scissors That Can't Cut Little Pieces Of Paper.

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Ask me about my tail.

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Toadstools

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cheeze Wiz.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ice shelfie.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."