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"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

It was a hot day, and at the last minute ha had decided not to wear his piano-resistant hat.

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

Lost and Found - Missing Head.

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

'Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins.'

AI achieves self awareness.

'Radio active depleted uranium dump'

Astronaut Smoking In Space

Laudrocat

State of the Art Dog.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"A heart would be great, sure, but what I'd really like is a working human penis."

'This is the last time I let my friends set me up.'

Feeding The Lions At The Zoo

Worst Jumper From the Mother-In-Law Competition.

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Cheeze Wiz.

Spam.

Chameleon and TV

DIY Eclipse

Holiday Misses

'She'll have you for breakfast, mate.'

This new diet lets me stop smoking and lose weight...I eat my cigarettes!

Big game hunting in France.

Very, very young synchronized swimmers.

'You certainly have a well equipped work bench.'

Chinese burial.

"Your car won't be ready until it changes it's attitude."

"He's very conflicted. He's a Sado-Masochist on pain killers."

That time of month, nasally.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"When you picked up your car, Mr. Ferguson, after we did the hoses, did you see Luther's shoes?"