Quirky Novelty Collector Pillows

Death takes a coffee break

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ice shelfie.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters