Quirky Novelty Collector Gifts

Death takes a coffee break

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Romantic Giraffes

Toadstools

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Cheeze Wiz.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Best before 65 million BC.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.