Quirky Novelty Lover Gifts

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Pastry Hat

A watch face with Stonehenge

'We have three minutes left.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

High speed cinder block

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Snapshots in Time

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

The latest in Eyewear.

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."