Quirky Novelty Lover T-Shirts

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'We have three minutes left.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Snapshots in Time

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

The latest in Eyewear.

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."