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'Eureka! We built a better mouse!'

"Look, the crowd loves it! I told you the bungee cord would be a BIg Hit!"

Artist using his beard as a paintbrush.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Empty box of ideas

Walking Luggage.

Bright idea

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

Eureka!

The First Kite

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Artificial Intelligence Drive

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

"People were steal his ideas"