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"I hope, for the sake of society that it's correct. This could be the finest shoe polish ever created."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The original paperless office

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Evolution.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Congratulations Strike Over!

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

The Invention of the Wheel

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

AI

Old and new technologies

Book Worm

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Game In A Can.

"It's the new self-driving model."

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

Before and After Thomas Edison