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Elevator Pants

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

' A good idea '

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Robotic Man

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Robots In The Boardroom

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Breakthrough

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Robot Painter

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

AI Safety Officer

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Genius

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"It's got 128 KB of Ram, 64 KB or Rom, and a spell checker for when you invent writing."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."