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Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Look! No hands!"

Hay Rides $10

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"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"I can't eat all that."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

"I'm after something different from the traditional hexagonal architecture. Is that something you can design?"

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

Symbiotic Connections

Emo Snail

They know me here. No words in my menu. Just pictograms. Al's menu. Menu.

101 uses of a dead cat: piano stand.

"Mr. Saltee"

'Did I ever tell you that I had a TV show idea called 'Super Nanny' years before this one?. . . Except mine was about a crime-fighting goat.'

Face painting vs bottom painting

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

"Wonka's Fruit-tastic, Lick-me-loo-rolls; I'm out!"

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

Paranoia clinic: 'Conspiracy theories: $1.00 per dozen'.

Tiny Dinosaur.