Quirky Concept Seeker Gifts

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Look! No hands!"

Hay Rides $10

wattle covers

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"I can't eat all that."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

"I'm after something different from the traditional hexagonal architecture. Is that something you can design?"

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

Symbiotic Connections

Face painting vs bottom painting

"Mr. Saltee"

101 uses of a dead cat: piano stand.

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

Emo Snail

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

Paranoia clinic: 'Conspiracy theories: $1.00 per dozen'.

Psychiatrist with phrenology chart, reads bumps on head.

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'