Quirky Knowledge Seeker Gifts

Reference Desk/Obscure Reference Desk

Psychiatrist with phrenology chart, reads bumps on head.

"I need the answers to tomorrow's history test."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Map of the human brain

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Back to school.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Screen Time vs Book Time

The intellectual.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Hay Rides $10

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."