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Reference Desk/Obscure Reference Desk

Psychiatrist with phrenology chart, reads bumps on head.

"I need the answers to tomorrow's history test."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

The Map of the human brain

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Hay Rides $10

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The intellectual.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

"I've outgrown my backpack."